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Sunday, December 16th, 2001
9:31 pm - OMFG
WOW I HAVENT WRITTEN IN AWHILE. MAYBE BECAUSE IM LAZY. OR MAYBE ITS BECAUSE IM RONALD MCDONALD AND I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF TO DO. I LIKE DRUGS, ANYONE WHO SAYS I DONT DO DRUGS IS A LIAR. I HOPE MY FANS STILL REPLY TO MY ENTRIES!!! ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN CALL ME AND WE CAN EAT BIG MACS ALL DAY LONG.

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Saturday, July 28th, 2001
8:20 pm - I will destroy them all
Yesterday I got back from a week in Orlando, Florida. I got to meet up with some of my friends, go on those rides at the theme parks, and talk with some of my fans!

Well, I've been watching a lot of TV lately, and I've seen these fake Ronald McDonalds in the McDonald's commercials! I'm the only Ronald McDonald damnit!!! All of those imposters should choke on their french fries. Who do these guys think they are anyway?? They are all amateurs!! If I ever see them on the streets one day I will kick their asses.

I hope to be cheered up in the next few days.

On another note: Miss Cleo is being sued!!! I hope those fake Ronalds get sued.

current mood: angry

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Saturday, July 21st, 2001
7:24 pm - ..And the kids look up to me
Guess what?! I got a speeding ticket today!!
The policeman wouldn't just let it slide by, said he hates McDonald's. Damn pig.

Well, the party went well. I got drunk off my ass and boogied on the dance floor.

current mood: energetic

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Wednesday, July 18th, 2001
5:21 pm - Hey everyone!!!
Boy, has it been a great summer. Tomorrow I'm going to Hamburgular's party!!! I need more money so I can buy some weed off of that fat jack-ass.
See ya later kids!!

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